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Governance Goblin
Feeds on vague policies. Screams when someone says “just test it with real user data.”
WELCOME TO MARIE’S AI STRATEGY SHRINE
This website is under permanent construction, just like your organization’s relationship with automation.
!!! ENTER THE AI ZONE !!!
Marie Kilg helps humans, media houses, leadership teams, and nervous institutions understand machines before the vendors install a glowing dashboard and call it transformation.
MY AI PETS
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Vendor Bullshit Detector
Small, aggressive, emits a smell whenever “proprietary agentic layer” appears in a deck.
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Executive Panic Ferret
Runs in circles until the board receives a sentence that is both true and short.
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Workshop Worm
Burrows through fear, boredom, hype, and that one person who keeps asking about blockchain.
COOL LINKS / RECEIPTS
MARIE'S AI MANIFESTO.TXT
1. A chatbot is not a strategy.
2. A dashboard is not a culture change.
3. A pilot without a funeral plan is a pet.
4. If nobody can explain the vendor claim, nobody bought software. You bought fog.
5. The future is weird. The invoice is real.